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thidisolve:

The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

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saidthecat:

THORA THE EXPLORER

REBLOGGING BECAUSE I CRIED LAUGHING FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES.

I ASK YOU YOUNG ONES, WHERE IS THIS FORREST? WHERE? OVER WHERE? OH, FOR ODIN’S SAKE WHERE IS IT?

LET’S REQUEST FOR THE MAP! GRANT IT BY HELPING ME CHANT “MAP”! MAP!!! MAP!!!! LOUDER CHILDREN, MAAAAAAP!!!

IN THE NAME OF ASGARD, I DEMAND YOU HELP PREVENT THE SWIPING OF THIS OBJECT BY MY BROTHER, LOKI. ASSIST ME BY EXCLAIMING “SWING” AS I PROPEL MY HAMMER TOWARDS THIS EVIL CREATURE’S GUT!

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART? I MAY LIKE IT TOO, PERHAPS ODIN MIGHT CONSIDER.

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